Dear regular viewers and intrepid Google search voyagers,
I am now the staff cartoonist for Newsday. To have a look at my current editorial cartoons, please visit me at:
Look forward to seeing you there!
You are a person, not a sandwich, or any other inanimate object, the properties of which you have been assigned as the result of an inane social media quiz. And please stop sending me game requests.
I’m trying to get some bloody work done.
Love and thanks, -Matt